Douche Five 

When you're about to high five someone, and your hands are just about to hit, then the other high-fiver quickly moves their hand away and proceed to give you the middle finger in your face.

Yo homie give me a five, up high, down low, aah fuck you haha you just got served a douche five.

Douche Five by imdaboss856 February 10, 2014

five faggot douche bunch

Five Finger Death Punch.
Common favorite band of roid raging Tap out shirt wearing shitty lifted diesel truck with fag stacks that never tows anything driving small penis having inbred sister fucking insecure overly aggressive posers who say they love death metal like five finger death punch.

Also

Five Finger Death Punch is just Creed for angry alcoholic dads. A soundtrack for beating the kids.

Say, you like five faggot douche bunch?
It'd be a lot cooler if you didn't.

five faggot douche bunch by Jake Bergen June 10, 2018

Five dollar douche bag 

A subway sandwich artisan.

Job Description and Duties
Five dollar douche bags perform several duties during a typical shift. Five dollar douche bags assist Subway customers with orders, prepare food to customer specifications, operate cash registers, and complete other jobs assigned by a Subway manager. Five dollar douche bags with Subway also field customer questions and complaints about personnel or products. Five dollar douche bags may need to complete other duties apart from customer service, including cleaning and stocking. Five dollar douche bags at Subway may need to clean kitchen, restaurant, and restroom areas as well as stock food goods when supply runs low.

Five dollar douche bag by DaddyLongLeg5 June 8, 2017

Douchefiend 

A person that comes on to you thinking they are all but when in fact thay are a douchebag and won't take NO for an answer and you show no interest then they fiend on ya like a Stalker.

Wow! I was out with my friend's over the weekend and this Douchefiend just wouldn't leave me alone.

Douchefiend by Bratastic Rhonda February 19, 2010

Douchefire

Noun. When a person is caught in between two douchebags having a back and forth conversation.

John got caught in some serious Douchefire at the bar tonight.

Douchefire by Jim the Sasquatch October 29, 2015

Douchefied 

1) the act of becoming a douche
2) one who once was not a douche but now is

• Dude, when did you get douchefied?!
• I have not been douchefied.
• I will douchefy you, man.

Douchefied by MissClassify February 2, 2015