someone who has a stubby dick
u have a doorknob dick
by miguel cannuli August 24, 2005
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When the male specimen has a small shaft but large tip. Usually preferred in South African females.
Wow! Me and joe had great sex. But he kinda had a doorknob dick
by Doorknob dick December 20, 2019
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simply take the doorknob off of door. then insert dick through door,having it completely dark is key.
then when someone tries to open a door at night they will grab a penis instead of the doorknob..
last night timmy got a dick doorknob!! HAHAHA
by lolz126 September 1, 2009
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