Shaun thinking to himself: Man I gotta poop.
-- Shaun sits on his toilet and begins to poop
-- Shaun grabs his cell phone from his pocket and dials Rudy
Shaun: Hey Rudy, what's up?
Rudy: Am I on speaker phone? I'm hearing echos.
Shaun with tension in his voice: No.
Rudy: Damnit Shaun! Did you doodoodial me again?!?!
Shaun: You know I need you to talk me through these situations.
Rudy: I'm hanging up. Call me when you're finished.
Shaun: C'mon dude! I'll give you a courtesy flush.....
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!