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a unit of dry measurement approximately equal to one cup.
Hey Mario, how much flour does this recipe call for?
- About 2 donkey kongs, but don't use too much!
by A big fan of Donkey Kong... April 13, 2011
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A word used to describe a person who is on Ketamine
"I am Donkey Kong, King of the Trankle!"
by DuttyManH August 23, 2007
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Ass king (not in a flattering way) - more apropos would be the inverse or "King of the Asses."
Diner 1: "Did I just hear what the dude at the table behind us just said?"

Diner 2: "Yep, he just requested the waiter to bring him a bottle of ketchup for his well-done, butterflied filet."

Diner 1: "His palate rates him Donkey Kong"
by machBailz May 15, 2007
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A person who claims to have some attribute in complete opposition to reality. as in Donkey Kong not being a donkey at all.
"Brian told me the other day he could program in C++, but it turns out he couldn't even open the editor. He's a real Donkey Kong."
by OMNIARCHON Psychomanc3r October 08, 2008
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When a man is laying on his back with a woman is riding him cowgirl style, and she wraps her man-feet around his neck.
Dude, when Katie and I were fuckin, she blindsided me with the Donkey Kong! I nearly tapped out.
by 2tonemafia February 25, 2011
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The insertion of a banana into the rectum during a sexual act.
"There was a fruit basket beside the bed, so I gave that bitche the Donkey Kong."
by Tons of Fun June 15, 2005
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A person who sits in between two males while simultaneously jacking them off in a primal manner.
Yo! What did y’all do last night man!?
We watched Netflix with (insert name) & she gave us a Donkey Kong!
by Emperor Thrawn September 24, 2019
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