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The definition of a man that has a penis relatively the same size as a donkey's.
"Look at Callum's Donkey Kong!"
by Caleb89 August 29, 2006
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A dumb stupid gorilla that is going to be extinct soon if he is not taken to a zoo in the Mushroom Kingdom
Donkey Kong: hooo hooo hooo!
Explorer: Huh!
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by InterstateDriver January 22, 2019
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An Ape with a Extremely large penis, or an Fictional character getting forced to blow someone off
"She looks so hot in game! I'd so give her the Donkey Kong"
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by A Honest researcher January 23, 2018
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1. A character in the video game Donkey Kong, who throws barrels at Jumpman (who later evolved into Mario), in an attempt to stop him from getting at the princess who he had kidnapped from Jumpman.
2. A very popular video game, considered to be one of the best of the century, although Tetris is frequently ranked higher on lists. The gameplay involved jumping over barrels, and climbing up ladders, to rescue the princess, who did not happen to be in another castle. The game was made famous for good graphics and its amazing gameplay.
3. A compliment to a paticularly good video game. The opposite is "not Donkey Kong".
1. Donkey Kong was walking around, when he saw Jumpman. Agressively, Donkey Kong threw a barrel at Jumpman, who could not dodge it in time. Jumpman died.
2. "So, I was playing Donkey Kong, and I jumped over two barrels in a row, but the third one hit me. But at least I set a new highscore!"
3. "Wow, Final Fantasy I was totally Donkey Kong!"

"Yeah, but World of Warcraft was so not Donkey Kong!"

"Eh, I didn't get a chance to play it, I'm a retrogamer. It's pretty much safe to say all the new games are not Donkey Kong."

"Whoa, I'm a retrogamer too!"

"Awesome!"

And they all lived happily ever after.
by Vintic aka Elliot June 25, 2006
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refering to the way you hit somebody, as to how sometimes, Donkey Kong the video game character strikes oncoming enemies.
"Stop hittin' me man!"
-Watcha gon' do about it?
"I'll box you up!"
-Boy, a few jabs won't do it you-
"Imma Donkey Kong yo ass right on top of yo head in a minute!"
by Tugboats June 03, 2006
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the hitting of a woman/man on the top of the head as to not leave any marks (action)ball up hand into fist and swing it in a downward motion(like the swinging of a hammer) he donkey konged that bitch
that bitch got loud with me so I donkey konged her,
by mr_inglish January 24, 2007
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