To do a girl from behind until the point of climax, then promptly smash a barrel on her back while beating your chest and yelling out loud. Afterward you may pull out a banana and have fun.
When a girl enters your room you must first explain why there is a barrel on or near the bed. You might have to explain to her afterwards what the donkey kong is and why you did it.
by isamu999 November 10, 2007
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A heavy fisted and heavy footed imbecile who throws everything. Often seen sporting an iPhone with a broken screen and destroys toys intended for children as a result of drunken antics or likes to rip out guitar strings without failure.
Jesus, press the brake pedal softly in this jeep, you're being a right donkey Kong.
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by MikeSimpson1985 September 08, 2018
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Donkey Kong is a party game where groups of individuals attempt to charge up a staircase while the "Donkey Kong" at the top tosses kegs at them in an attempt to slow their progress.
Cody: "Jeez Jim, what happened to your arm there?"

Jim: "I broke it last night when me and my friends got shitfaced and played a couple rounds of Donkey Kong."
by Cody Cheesebrough June 18, 2008
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1.n. A nintendo character/game. He is the leader of a gang of gorrilas.
2.v. To hit someone on top of the head
1. Dude! Did you get that new donkey kong for Gamecube?
2. OMG that girl wouldn't shutup, I had to donkey kong her ass so the police would have a hard time finding bruises.
by Airman August 09, 2005
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When a female and/or male roughly plays with your cock through your pants and/or underwear
we were watching superbad and she was basically playing donkey kong with my dick...
by elfeicho August 23, 2009
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To beat down somebody using a downward thrust of the fists. 1.An EXTREME beat down 2. Also a dance replicates the thrusting movements.
Guy 1: He was talkin' shit so I'ma Donkey Kong that foo!
Guy 2: Oh snaps he's about to bring that donkey Kong homie!

by ☆MaJiK☆ May 07, 2008
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