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don't spill the gravy 

instructions typically given to another during sexual intercourse in reference to swallowing all of their cum, don't miss a drop... aka, don't spill the gravy
That's right baby, open your mouth, don't spill the gravy.

Don't spill it hunty, you'll get burnt! 

Use this phrase to shut down a wild ho from spilling some bullshit tea she can't handle.
"Brittany and Zak have the most beautiful baby."
"WELL, GIRL here's the tea! Brittany told me she's not ever sure Zak's th..."
"Don't spill it hunty, you'll get burnt!"

don't spill the beans 

Based on the children's game of the same name, this game takes place when two or more individuals have to share a trash can. The one who can no longer balance something on top of the heaping pile of garbage without it falling down is the one who must take the trash out.
"That last beer can spilled the beans, so now I have to take the trash out."

"John lost this round of don't spill the beans."

don't spill the soup 

An expression saying "don't get raped when you're going out to eat by yourself"
Dude 1: did you heard. Jessie spilled the soup last night on her way to McDonalds.
Dude 2: wow! Poor Jessie.
Dude 1: I know right! so don't spill the soup bro!

Don’t spill in my lap 

Hey Bill!! I know what your wife got you for your birthday

Dude!! Don’t spill in my lap

don't cum over spilled milk

During intercourse the vajayjay wielding party must buttchug 1 pint of whole milk. Following this, the penis wielding party must "milk the cow" , via sucking the milk out of the anal cavity.
Penis Wielder : *drops milk* "OH NO MY MILK!"
Vayjayjay Wielder : *grabs Penile vigorously* "Don't cum over spilled milk"

*intercourse advents*