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doing a dahmer 

Pulling a practical joke. Before Jeffrey Dahmer was a psycho serial killer, he was an alcholic class clown at his high school. Classmates reffered to any practical joke or crazy antic as "doing a Dahmer". Later, it would come to mean "killing, having sex with, and dismembering a man".

see the A&E Biography of Jeffrey Dahmer for the actual mentioning of this phrase
Joe: Kevin was just doing a Dahmer right in the middle of class
John: Oh my God! The teacher didn't stop him?!
Joe: Dude, calm down. It means played a joke.
doing a dahmer by Amata May 23, 2008
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Doing a Dahmer 

Cutting off a mans cock and balls, freezing them in a bag to use as a anal sex toy once frozen. Upon freezing, repeatedly sick the solid cock in your own arse whilst eating the remains of the already dismembered body.
Hey bro what did you do over the weekend??

I tried this thing called "doing a Dahmer" , it was fucking sick as. Im definitely going to do it again. If your doing nothing this coming weekend, come over and I'll explain how it all works while we have a few beers 🍻
Doing a Dahmer by Ambetz November 26, 2022

Doing a Dahmer 

Eating someone out
Bro did you hear that Jacob’s doing a Dahmer tonight?
Doing a Dahmer by showdoe September 4, 2023

"doing a dohmer" 

the killer Jeffrey Dohmer was always thaught to have been a class clown as defined by his classmates. whenever another classmate did something foolish or embarassing to himself or another individual, some would say the classmate was "doing a dohmer"
wow did you hear what stan did? oh man, he was totally "doing a dohmer"
"doing a dohmer" by boz munnich June 26, 2008
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