doggie bag

when you open up the vagina and then put in only your balls and let it close up. you now have the option to jack off.

just fuckin try it. doggie baggin is the shit

by the end of the end December 2, 2010

doggie bag

When your snorting cocaine, or anything really, and several minutes or hours later you sniff hard to clear your nostils and get a drip or ball of mucus full of the substance you were snorting. You just ate your doggie bag.

Damn, that was a big doggie bag!

by TriceeStar September 10, 2008

doggie bag

wen sum person is all in ur face, and later u chop der dog into peeces wid a chainsaww and put it in a dog bag aand wip it at teh hater. wile dy r all liek aaaaah u chop dem in haff using teh saem chainsaww.

I doggie baged sum hatahz

by THE GUY LOOKING IN YOUR WINDOW April 9, 2010

doggie bag

A bag that one barfs in after eating "Captin' D's"

Oh my god i need a doggie bag or I'm make the floor wet!

by Derp Hooves March 5, 2015

Doggie bag

An undefined sexual term mentioned on Season 1 Episode 2 of The Boondocks (DVD Version) by Cristal (like the champagne..).

Possibly the Anal variation of the infamous Teabag.

Waiter @ Red Lobster: Doggie bag?
Cristal: A Doggie bag is 90 bucks, a Teabag is 50 but I have to ask you to excuse me right now, see I'm kinda you know on a real date.

by Imacyco August 11, 2006

doggy bag

a bag used for carrying home uneaten food from a restaurant.

Do you have a doggy bag for my dessert?

by Light Joker April 23, 2005

doggy bag

After discontinuing anal sex, spreading the cheeks while inserting ones balls.

Man, I beat her ass up so good I could've given her a doggy bag.

by 100 Proof July 29, 2008