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Do you like the yankees? 

Secret way of asking a man if he’s gay.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? 

Hey sweet cheeks, how do you like your eggs in the morning?

Fuck you asshole, I'm vegan

how do you like your eggs in the morning? 

the best pick up line that one could use; pairs especially well with a black beret, will get you the girl
hi i’m date mike. pleased to meet me. how do you like your eggs in the morning?

how do you like your eggs in the morning

scrambled if not your are officially gay
how do you like your eggs in the morning?
oh boiled ok so your gay and that's ok honey.

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