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1.a vulgar colloquial term which originates from the yellowness of all lands called Vietnam, meaning "fuck your mother". 2.Sometimes not used to cuss another person; instead it can form a habit where the person must start/end the sentence he/she is using with the term "dit me". 3.Also, if translated word for word, it can mean "fart on your mum".
1. dit me why did you eat all the pies?!
2. dit me your hair looks nice
3. 'how is "dit me" translated into english', said the non-vietnamese
dit me by yellowbui July 21, 2006
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Me: Cai lon ma
You: I'm dit me
Dit me by NonamNogam March 26, 2020

dit me VNPT 

If you see a Vietnamese gamer say this word, it means that they are frustrating with the internet bandwidth and they are most likely to live with the lag or unplayable.
"HOLY SHIT I'm randomly teleporting all around the map, dit me VNPT ping cao vai ca lon!"

"Fuck! we lose the round! Why I can't hear the plant bomb sound? dit me VNPT" - "You randomly have 3-6% loss that's why you can't hear the plant bomb sound."
dit me VNPT by DekaiUmi March 10, 2022

dit me FPT 

when you see a Vietnamese gamer say this word, it means that their internet bandwidth is cut and they are most likely to either quit the game or live with the lag.
"He is randomly teleporting around the map, he must be cheating!" - "Don't be worried, he just said "dit me fpt", he's just lagging."

"Stop AFK-ing ever so frequently, we're gonna lose the game" - "I can't play, it's dit me fpt"

dit me Viettel 

When you see a Vietnamese gamer say this word, it means that their internet bandwidth is cut and they are most likely to either quit the game or live with the lag.
Are you hacking bro?" - Random Gamer
"No, it's just vietnam internet, dit me Viettel wifi lam an nhu con cac tao" - Vietnamese Gamer
dit me Viettel by AddictYURI March 13, 2022

dit me 4G VNPT 

When you see a Vietnamese gamer say this word, it means that their mobile internet bandwidth is so bad and they are most likely to either quit the game or live with the lag.
"Stop AFK-ing ever so frequently, we're gonna lose the game" - "I can't move, dit me 4G VNPT, dit me nha mang so 1 viet nam, dit me thang nao cat bang thong nha tao, dit me lu chung may"
dit me 4G VNPT by dit me VNPT March 25, 2022
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