Skip to main content

distromatic

Distromatic is a commonly used word similar to the word bitch When someone is being a distromatic they're either being annoying, weird, horny and bitchy
Dude1:BRO have you texted Maddy yet?
Dude2:nah bro she's distromatic
Dude1: you right, she can be a bitch sometime
distromatic by ThOt_DeStRoYeR1000 February 11, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch

Distromantic 

When a Native American receives a financial gift (distribution/per cap) from their tribe and immediately following (within 48 hours) find themselves in a brand new relationship, shacked up— usually after a bender (alcohol binge) paid for with said financial gift.
“Did you see Justin doing the walk of shame out of distribution? He had like 10 ex’s in that big line up and they were all giving him the daggers 👀 when they seen him walking out with Melanie. They were all jealous that Justin was about to get distromantic.”

“Holy this one right getting distromantic 48 hours after distro, brand new marriage solidified with 20 hickeys and a scratched up back.”

“I just want a distromantic relationship, third cousins don’t count— atleast we don’t have to change her lastname.”
Distromantic by Smudgeyourselfyql December 23, 2021
Related Words

Disromantic 

(adjective) Describing a person who experiences romantic attraction but deliberately chooses to avoid romantic relationships due to the belief that they are harmful or pointless. This decision is based on personal experiences or convictions rather than fear or inability to form romantic connections.
1. "After several painful breakups, Alex identified as disromantic, choosing to focus on personal growth instead of pursuing new relationships."
2. "Being disromantic doesn't mean Sam can't feel love; it just means he prefers to avoid the complications of romantic entanglements."
3. "Her friends couldn't understand her disromantic stance, but she felt liberated by her decision to stay single."
4. "Even though he still felt romantic attraction, his disromantic perspective kept him from seeking out a partner."
5. "Living a disromantic lifestyle, she found fulfillment in friendships and hobbies without the pressures of a romantic relationship."

Disromantic 

Describing a person who experiences romantic attraction but deliberately chooses to avoid romantic relationships due to the belief that they are harmful or pointless. This decision is based on personal experiences or convictions rather than fear or inability to form romantic connections.
"After several painful breakups, Alex identified as disromantic, choosing to focus on personal growth instead of pursuing new relationships."

"Being disromantic doesn't mean Sam can't feel love; it just means he prefers to avoid the complications of romantic entanglements."

"Her friends couldn't understand her disromantic stance, but she felt liberated by her decision to stay single."

"Even though he still felt romantic attraction, his disromantic perspective kept him from seeking out a partner."

"Living a disromantic lifestyle, she found fulfilment in friendships and hobbies without the pressures of a romantic relationship."

Disromantic 

Describing a person who experiences romantic attraction but deliberately chooses to avoid romantic relationships due to the belief that they are harmful or pointless. This decision is based on personal experiences or convictions rather than fear or inability to form romantic connections.
"After several painful breakups, Alex identified as disromantic, choosing to focus on personal growth instead of pursuing new relationships."
"Being disromantic doesn't mean Sam can't feel love; it just means he prefers to avoid the complications of romantic entanglements."
"Her friends couldn't understand her disromantic stance, but she felt liberated by her decision to stay single."

"Even though he still felt romantic attraction, his disromantic perspective kept him from seeking out a partner."

"Living a disromantic lifestyle, she found fulfilment in friendships and hobbies without the pressures of a romantic relationship."
More from Urban Dictionary

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
Next