discomgoogolation 

Feeling stressed or anxious at an inability to access the internet

Im suffering from discomgoogolation.

discomgoogolation by Juggernaut_847 October 22, 2008

discomgoogolation 

Feeling stressed or anxious at an inability to access the internet. The term comes from "discombobulate", which means to confuse or frustrate, and Google.

Nearly half of Britons - 44% - are discomgoogolation sufferers, according to a survey, with over a quarter - 27% - admitting to rising stress levels when they are unable to go online.

discomgoogolation by King Arsames October 20, 2008

decomgoogolation 

where someone becomes frustrated through being inable to use the internet. comes from decombobulation which means "to be frustrated"

"the wireless just froze again, now i cant get my mage up!"
"total decomgoogolation"

decomgoogolation by sam osborne October 18, 2008

Discomgooglation 

The term discomgooglation is a combination of the words discombobulate and Google.

It is the addiction and/ or dependence on the uses of the Internet.

Research studies showed that many people developed high levels of stress when they were not allowed to use the Internet. Other symptoms includes an increase in heart rate, blood pressure and brain activity

He suffers from discomgooglation. He gets all stressed out if he has not been on the internet at least once a day.

Discomgooglation by DanielK94 November 2, 2010