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dirty otter 

Someone who sends faulty items to unsuspecting buyers on eBay and then dawdles and postpones action until the 45 day money back guarantee has expired, leaving the buyer with no course of action and out of pocket.
I can't believe it! In an unusual show of patience and seasonal spirit over the Christmas period I cut the seller a break when he gave me a sob story about how his partner had left him and he was trying to deal with the couriers to arrange a claim over the "damaged-in-transit" (ie. shoddy!) items he sent me. With all the back and forth, I've missed the refund guarantee window - he's been a dirty otter! How did I fall for this? This is the last time I'm ever patient or Christmas-y!!
dirty otter by RageyMan January 7, 2014
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Dirty Otter 

A man you masterbates while laying on his back and ejaculates all over his own stomach/chest.
I walked in on Barry cumming on himself! What a dirty otter!
Dirty Otter by anonymous September 10, 2020

Dirty otter

The act of spending several hours in the bathroom, dropping a deuce, while beating your dick with your unwashed hand.
Dave has been in the bathroom punishing his dirty otter for 2 hours now.
Dirty otter by 717lokininja January 21, 2026

DIRTY OTTE 

The act of being the most Badass motherfucker in the history of the universe
You see that guy over there son, he's a real dirty Otte.
DIRTY OTTE by Burritos suck June 8, 2019
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