dirty muffin 

During anal intercourse, the male will remove his penis and reinsert it in the girl's vagina. The feces on his penis are transferred to the girls vagina creating a dirty muffin.

Last night, I was giving it to her in the ass, then before I blew my load I stuck it in her puss. By the time I was done she had one dirty muffin.

dirty muffin by Sammy Cayman July 24, 2005

Dirty Muffin 

During intercourse, when a woman defecates on a man's scrotum after anal sex; Therefore turning his testicles into a feces flavored snack.

The old man's dirty muffin was devoured by the crack whore.

Dirty Muffin by Allen Schmidt August 2, 2004

Big Dirty Muffin 

A muffin that is big, but also dirty.

Oprah's snack table was full of Big Dirty Muffins.

Big Dirty Muffin by Gentleman, and a Scholar. December 15, 2010

Dirt muffin 

A person or animal that is filthy, but that you otherwise find endearing and love.

Ex. (talking to cat) "Mr. Buttons, what HAVE you been doing?!? You look like a total dirt muffin!!"

Ex. "I love you, but you look like a dirt muffin. Go shower before we go out for drinks."

Dirt muffin by notawombat2 July 21, 2011

Dirtamuffin 

A person thats clothes are really dirty and they wear them day after day until the clothes are gray.

Look at that little boy over there he is a lit dirtamuffin

Dirtamuffin by Kholby Stevenson September 7, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022