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dirty jill 

The Dirrty Jill is when one woman engages in a 5-some "Conga Line" with carnie folk. They over consume liquid acid and decide to paint each other in Jill's diarrhea because she ate too much cotton candy that day. Jill sets up a slip n slide where the carne folk slide toward her bagina head first, using her diarrhea as a lubricant to slam into her puss bag. They slam into her one after the other, creating a dirty brown Jill centipede.
Wow, I'll never look at the Wyoming State Fair again after that Dirty Jill.
dirty jill by Joshashannah March 3, 2017

Dirty Jill 

A live performance from Irelands best porn star who’s enjoys nothing more than a massive cactus inserted in her anus. Be careful where you sit in the audience though.. The best front row seats possibly aren’t the safest place! When she takes her final bow of the night she often likes to spit out all the spikes and it can easily turn into something along the lines of the nail gun scene on Final Destination. Bonus live act for the rest of the audience!
I had a great night last night at Dirty Jill’s premier opening night, narrowly avoiding death.
Dirty Jill by AlliAlliO May 20, 2019

Dirty Jillian 

You came from a Tic Tok comment
Look up Dirty Jillian. It’s my best friends name but I’m never going to live again
Dirty Jillian by WindyNugg April 12, 2020

dirty jillian 

When she uses blood-clots from being in her period, instead of tomatoes on a salad
She didn’t have time to pick up tomatoes so she made this salad dirty jillian style!!!
dirty jillian by Justin edaw December 21, 2019

Dirty jilliane 

Using another girls juces to coat as manny racoons within 5 minutes while in a pool with ice
Dirty jilliane by On chad san July 4, 2023

dirtypillows 

Breasts. From Stephen King's novel, Carrie. Dirtypillows is a word used by Carrie's fanatically religious mother, Margaret White.
Margaret: "I can see your dirtypillows. Everyone will."
Carrie: "Those are my breasts, Momma. Every woman has them."
dirtypillows by Tobermory July 22, 2007
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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