The Dirrty Jill is when one woman engages in a 5-some "Conga Line" with carnie folk. They over consume liquid acid and decide to paint each other in Jill's diarrhea because she ate too much cotton candy that day. Jill sets up a slip n slide where the carne folk slide toward her bagina head first, using her diarrhea as a lubricant to slam into her puss bag. They slam into her one after the other, creating a dirty brown Jill centipede.
Wow, I'll never look at the Wyoming State Fair again after that Dirty Jill.
A live performance from Irelands best porn star who’s enjoys nothing more than a massive cactus inserted in her anus. Be careful where you sit in the audience though.. The best front row seats possibly aren’t the safest place! When she takes her final bow of the night she often likes to spit out all the spikes and it can easily turn into something along the lines of the nail gunscene on Final Destination. Bonus live act for the rest of the audience!
I had a great night last night at Dirty Jill’s premier opening night, narrowly avoiding death.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.