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Dirty Jerzy 

the best smoke shop in North Jersey also the first to sell recreational bud in the northern state.. second in the whole state only to weedman in Trenton nj.. You have to try there delta 8+1... fire fire.
Dirty Jerzy Supplies got that gas.. check out there Delta 8 +1.. The original.. The truth.. The real..
Dirty Jerzy by Big D the chosen 1 February 3, 2021

Dirty Jerry 

A sex act when you shoot your load in your partner's eye causing them to squint in that eye. It invokes the image of Colonel Klink, a German officer (Jerry) from TV's Hogan's Heroes, who squinted in one eye from wearing a monocle. Also named after it's namesake Jerry A. who had a pre-occupation with Colonel Klink and monocles in general.
He gave that poor girl a Dirty Jerry and now she might never see in that eye again.
Dirty Jerry by Bluesalive March 2, 2017

Dirty Jerry 

A drink, with red bull, vodka and a splash of Cranberry (the dirt)
Gimme a Dirty Jerry, easy on the dirt!
Dirty Jerry by jrykrl February 4, 2010

dirty Jerry 

A dirty Jerry is when a man is giving head to another man while they're both dressed as Santa Claus

Dirty Jerfy 

When you collect your used toilet paper for 2 weeks and then cover yourself in them like postit notes and have sex with a partner (normally male)
Jerfy: I spent weeks collecting my pile of toilet paper!!
Meghan: Wow, are you doing a Dirty Jerfy tonight?
Dirty Jerfy by maskedmagician August 30, 2023

Dirty Jerry 

When the pile of blankets in your friends room, whos name is jerry, is dirty.
"dirty jerry" (upsettingly)
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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