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dirty hot pocket

A mix between a dirty Sanchez and a Alabama hot pocket. So you open up a chicks vag, shit in it, then fuck her, then take your dick out and rub the shit on her lip, creating a mustache.
Last night I meet Britney Spears in an alley and gave her a dirty hot pocket on top of a dumpster.
by Tittyfuck69 January 22, 2014
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dirty hot-pocket

This happens when you lather your wiener in marinara sauce and you stick it inside of a weeks worth unbathed woman
My gf came over after a week unshowered and I gave her a dirty hot-pocket
by Bigdaddy15350 March 12, 2026
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