dirty fernando
While John was sleeping, his friends did a dirty fernando on him; he woke up and rubbed his eyes, wiping it off.
dirty fernando by ese1024 January 2, 2011
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Dirty Fernando
The act of telling underage girls that you can sneak them into the bar, while you are in uniform and on duty. For maximum sleaziness, tell them in front of their mothers.
Dirty Fernando by Silly Stan August 3, 2009
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dirty fernandez
after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners chin, forming an authentic looking Portuguese chin mullet.
dirty fernandez by Juicy Brucey April 20, 2006
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To get Dirty Fernandez'd is when you have rough anal sex with a fat science teacher and he busts his load into you and you shit and he eats it all up.
Dirty Fernandez by Freddo March 8, 2017
dirty fernandez
1- the act of of have your waitress at a Mexican restaurant give your Burritto a special touch from below her border when you are demanding and make her job harder then her $2.13 deserves
2. The cooking technique involving spit and bodily fluids used at Mexican reteraunts to add a little spice to your dish when you complain and send the order back to the kitchen
3. Finding pubes in your salsa and chips
2. The cooking technique involving spit and bodily fluids used at Mexican reteraunts to add a little spice to your dish when you complain and send the order back to the kitchen
3. Finding pubes in your salsa and chips
When Jess complained about the her burrito, her waitress returned with the dirty fernandez special in it's place.
dirty fernandez by Jer Bear January 9, 2009
dirty fernandez
1- the act of of have your waitress at a Mexican restaurant give your Burritto a special touch from below her border when you are demanding and make her job harder then her $2.13 deserves
2. The cooking technique involving spit and bodily fluids used at Mexican reteraunts to add a little spice to your dish when you complain and send the order back to the kitchen
3. Finding pubes in your salsa and chips
2. The cooking technique involving spit and bodily fluids used at Mexican reteraunts to add a little spice to your dish when you complain and send the order back to the kitchen
3. Finding pubes in your salsa and chips
When Jess complained about the her burrito, her waitress returned with the dirty fernandez special in it's place.
dirty fernandez by Jer Bear January 17, 2008
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