dirty fernando 

While the person is sleeping, you shave off their eyebrows and replace with fecal matter.

While John was sleeping, his friends did a dirty fernando on him; he woke up and rubbed his eyes, wiping it off.

dirty fernando by ese1024 January 2, 2011

Dirty Fernando 

The act of telling underage girls that you can sneak them into the bar, while you are in uniform and on duty. For maximum sleaziness, tell them in front of their mothers.

Did you hear Everett pulled a Dirty Fernando yesterday out at the track.

Dirty Fernando by Silly Stan August 3, 2009

Dirty Fernando 

When a man shits on his balls.

The man was suffering from a dirty Fernando

Dirty Fernando by Redsox47777777 November 5, 2010

dirty fernandez 

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners chin, forming an authentic looking Portuguese chin mullet.

Bruce gave Kath the quick dirty fernandez in the jacuzzi

dirty fernandez by Juicy Brucey April 20, 2006

Dirty Fernandez 

To get Dirty Fernandez'd is when you have rough anal sex with a fat science teacher and he busts his load into you and you shit and he eats it all up.

My teacher dirty Fernandez 'd me!!

Dirty Fernandez by Freddo March 8, 2017

dirty fernandez 

1- the act of of have your waitress at a Mexican restaurant give your Burritto a special touch from below her border when you are demanding and make her job harder then her $2.13 deserves
2. The cooking technique involving spit and bodily fluids used at Mexican reteraunts to add a little spice to your dish when you complain and send the order back to the kitchen
3. Finding pubes in your salsa and chips

When Jess complained about the her burrito, her waitress returned with the dirty fernandez special in it's place.

dirty fernandez by Jer Bear January 9, 2009

dirty fernandez  

1- the act of of have your waitress at a Mexican restaurant give your Burritto a special touch from below her border when you are demanding and make her job harder then her $2.13 deserves
2. The cooking technique involving spit and bodily fluids used at Mexican reteraunts to add a little spice to your dish when you complain and send the order back to the kitchen
3. Finding pubes in your salsa and chips

When Jess complained about the her burrito, her waitress returned with the dirty fernandez special in it's place.

dirty fernandez by Jer Bear January 17, 2008