To throw in a chawski (chewing tobaccy), and proceed to masturbate. Not into dry doggin it? Drop a lil' chaw spit down there for some lube.
Aw man I had a nice dipsturbate sesh and got some chew in my urethra! I spent all night in the ER but I got one hell of a head rush :)
by Taylor Gang BJ April 28, 2011