dipesnake 

A type of sexual predator who preys on those who is too helpless to either report it or fight back, such as babies, cripples, those who are unconscious or comatose, or whoever can be easily talked or tricked into taking one of those date rape drugs.

That dirty dipesnake who worked as an intern in a hospital was caught on camera raping unconscious patients.

dipesnake by Mabus Alien DNA November 10, 2008

dirtsnake 

a long turd

Damn, I just hatched a brood of dirtsnakes in the toilet.

dirtsnake by BoatMeme July 1, 2006

Dicksnake 

When life pulls a dick move and snakes you when you are least expecting it.

Dude 1: how was work bro
Dude 2: not good, my manager showed up unexpectedly and evaluated me when i was just not ready
Dude 1: damn bro she totally dicksnaked you

Dicksnake by TheStorySoFar April 29, 2014

DIRTSNAKES 

A dirt bike group / membership that ride motocross in the Oregon woods.

We joined the DIRTSNAKES motorsport group.

DIRTSNAKES by dirt-snakes August 29, 2022

Dishsnake

When a waiter at a restaurant takes your plate away before you're finished eating.

Friend 1: why are you having a snack now? Didn't you just have dinner an hour ago?
Friend 2: the waiter dishsnaked me while I was in the bathroom

Dishsnake by ScrabbleFiend May 26, 2018