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Dictionary Definition 

Another retarded way to say definition made by English teachers across the world. I also had spaghetti today. Get this right, this teacher in my school gave me a detention for eating her son, like wtf!!!!!!!!!
Oi Wanker, You see the dictionary definition for your mum ahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahhaha. :||||||| Thesaurus/Died
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Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period 

The period of time from the point of submission of an Urban Dictionary definition until the point when the submission is either approved for publication or the definition is rejected and not published. The Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period can take from minutes to hours or it can take up to several weeks end. There is no explaination for the time variance nor is there a way to determine what the actual definition gestation period will be.

The gestation period for the birth of a human being is far more predictable and accurate than the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period.
Carlos spends his free time creating Urban Dictionary entries because he has a creative mind and enjoys sharing his world. While he is an Urban Dictionary submission pro, he has yet to figure out why the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period is so unpredictable and takes up to several weeks on end for editorial review.

urban dictionary definition 

Explaining something with a more twisted, or fucked up definition.
"What's sodomy? "
"When your boyfriend wants to try something new like ass fucking "
"Wow, thanks for the urban dictionary definition "

The worst Urban Dictionary definition. Ever. 

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Urban dictionary definition reviews 

a lonely group of fat single men who spend their time picking their noses and eating it, can usually be found trawling through the internet to find the most boring definitions to publish. the reviewer is usually very successful at making urban dictionary more boring than most other dictionaries, such as 'Colin's dictionary' which is a much more exciting and humorous read.
guy one: "i bumped into one of those urban dictionary reviewers today, smelled like shit"
girl one: "hey my granddad is an urban dictionary reviewer!"
guy one:"well he can fuck off then, nose picking , shitty bag of wank gravy" urban dictionary definition reviews

urban dictionary definition 

Something that never gets published if its by me.