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dick pot

the phenomenon where a man scratches his gonads and then proceeds to sniff his fingers in an attempt to get high off of his own fermented dick musk. The potency of this highly addictive drug increases exponentially when a man doesn't shower or change his under wear for an insanely ridiculous amount of time.
Man: *scratch scratch scratch*...*sniff* Ah, now that's some fine dick pot. Gives you a robust yet refined musk scent straight to your brain cells.
by (b O_o)b June 30, 2011
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Big Nigga Crock Pot Dick

A nigga with his dick inside a Crock pot
by Dat One Nibba February 5, 2019
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Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise

The Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise uses the Neti Hot Pot at the conclusion of a blow job while standing upright. While getting your nob slobbed, have a Neti Hot Pot handy. Right before you blow your load, tilt your head to the side and use Neti Hot Pot. The hot diarrhea will enter your top nostril and travel through nasal cavity and exit out of your bottom nostril, then falling down and covering the giver of the blow job with a nice coating of snotty diarrhea. While they are being covered they are also receiving a hot load of cum in their mouth.

I was feeling stuffed up and horny, so I called up Sarah to suck me off. Little did she know i was going to give her the ol' Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise.
I lit some candles, spray shit into my Neti Pot and the wife got down on her knees. It was a great birthday being able to do the ol Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise
by Grumpy Dan December 1, 2019
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Dick potato

Honey last night your dick potato was so hard and juicy.
by Codking43 July 14, 2016
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Dick potato

When potatoes began to grow out of your penis
God I've started growing dick potatoes again
by Landapotato July 13, 2021
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dick-a-potty

when your dick gets caught in a porta potty.
oh fuck im in a dick-a-potty
by Buthel August 6, 2016
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Big dick daddy potion

I'm using a b.d.d.p: big dick daddy potion.
In fortnite drinking a big schield
by BDP: big dick patrick December 24, 2018
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