Dick Pig
Dick Pig by Waldo the Wolf May 4, 2017
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Hayley is such a dick pig. She sucked every dude on the teams dick twice and then snorted up every drop of cum that missed her stupid open mouth.
Dick Pig by Burnt dick brent July 4, 2019
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DICK PIG CUM SLUT
DICK PIG CUM SLUT is a combination of several otherwise insulting terms used to define an extreme form of sluttiness. (i.e. any girl who would propose a 3-some to good friends upon first meetings.) other attributes of the dick pig cum slut are portayals of innocence lasting no more than 20 minutes, sharing more information than needed (i.e. "it's been a long time since i've hung out with white guys")
DPCS "it's been a long time since i've hung out with white guys"
ME "oh, really?"
DPCS "yeah, really. so you guys are close?"
ME "yeah, friends for years"
DPCS "so, how close are you?"
ME "not that close. we have to be going now"
RANDOM FRIEND #3"hey guys, here i am back from the bathroom."
ME "oh man, we have to go, this girl is a total dick pig cum slut"
DPCS "i'm sitting right here!!"
ME "oh, really?"
DPCS "yeah, really. so you guys are close?"
ME "yeah, friends for years"
DPCS "so, how close are you?"
ME "not that close. we have to be going now"
RANDOM FRIEND #3"hey guys, here i am back from the bathroom."
ME "oh man, we have to go, this girl is a total dick pig cum slut"
DPCS "i'm sitting right here!!"
DICK PIG CUM SLUT by timbo m February 29, 2008
Confederate Pig Dick
1.) Someone who is offended and threatened by those who are slightly different from themselves. They are particularly fearful of people of color, women, LGTB, non-Christians, anyone who is educated or who has brown eyes and comes from a culture that promotes acceptance, love, family, and nurturing children.
2.) Someone who is willfully ignorant and hateful.
3.) Any man who is intimidated by female power and refers to women as: bimbos, fat pigs, dogs, slobs, disgusting animals, etc. He makes a point of trying to insult, belittle, stereotype and sexualize in order to feel superior to women.
4.) Anyone who gets turned on by confederate flag titty covers and a battle flag pussy shield.
5.) Someone who uses bacon grease as lube and sings/hums Dixie while getting it on.
2.) Someone who is willfully ignorant and hateful.
3.) Any man who is intimidated by female power and refers to women as: bimbos, fat pigs, dogs, slobs, disgusting animals, etc. He makes a point of trying to insult, belittle, stereotype and sexualize in order to feel superior to women.
4.) Anyone who gets turned on by confederate flag titty covers and a battle flag pussy shield.
5.) Someone who uses bacon grease as lube and sings/hums Dixie while getting it on.
What’s wrong with the president?
Awww, him... he’s a confederate pig dick.
Why was he elected?
He wasn’t, he lost by 3 million votes... we’re in the midst of a fascist economic coup using racism and xenophobia to distract the public while we’re bankrupted into poverty as a nation.
Oh, that’s weird. I’m gonna watch TV & check Facebook. Are you sure you’re not projecting? Maybe you’re the confederate pig dick.
You’ll only know if you dribble bacon grease on my beer can and get started you disgusting slut. (“O, I wish I was in the land of cotton...”).
Awww, him... he’s a confederate pig dick.
Why was he elected?
He wasn’t, he lost by 3 million votes... we’re in the midst of a fascist economic coup using racism and xenophobia to distract the public while we’re bankrupted into poverty as a nation.
Oh, that’s weird. I’m gonna watch TV & check Facebook. Are you sure you’re not projecting? Maybe you’re the confederate pig dick.
You’ll only know if you dribble bacon grease on my beer can and get started you disgusting slut. (“O, I wish I was in the land of cotton...”).
Confederate Pig Dick by Eye.of.Ra February 5, 2019
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