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dick patty

-Someone who wacks shlong or even dong.

-To tallywack; or be tallywacked.
Come on baby, give me a dick patty. Come on, you know I love you. Just one dick patty for little ol' me. I have dong fever and the only cure is a dick patty. Come on baby.
by Ameri-CanA-SS April 14, 2004
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split-dick patty

a dick, cut in half, put on a patty bun. Sometimes with ketchup, mustard, onions, relish, semen, just usual condiments. usually expensive on the black market. you can find a split-dick patty on ebay for much cheaper though.
damn was that split-dick patty over cooked!

Mommmm!!! I ordered my plit-dick patty 3 weeks ago, and it still hasent arrived.

My dick got cut down the center, so i put it on a patty and ate that shit! :D split-dick patties are stupendous!
by aerick thomas October 3, 2007
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Patty dick

Named after the children's game patty cake; this is when some chick gives you a handjob and then touches your face, all the while screaming, "cockface! Cockface!"
Oh, baby, thank you for that handj--- dammit! Stop playing patty dick!
by Craptain Lou Abalone January 23, 2008
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Dick party

a party where men slap each others dicks and have a massive circle jerk at the end one guy gets nutted on
tom was being a little bitch because jessie cheated so me and the boys threw him a dick party he was all smiles and jizz
by dick exploder March 2, 2022
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Ohio Dick Party

When three dicks are fucking one vagina at the same time while in the back of a pickup truck.
Let's please not have an Ohio Dick Party
by BitchKillaCop(ass)Filla November 7, 2017
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the funky magic dick party

A first discovery in infinite craft that i am very proud of
It is a strip party where people with absurdly long dicks, dance to funk music
Hey Theo, you coming to the funky magic dick party? oh wait i forgot that you are way too fucking short
by thiccjim March 5, 2024
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Baby-dick dick-razor party

Most commonly known as a Briss, or Jewish circumcision.
"Shalom Shoshana! Come to my son's baby-dick dick-razor party and wish him mazel tov and L'chayim!"
by Terrorrape January 29, 2010
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