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dick dizzy 

is what happens when you give your girl the long dick. shes hooked. you got that girl all kinds of dick dizzy. she cant even walk straight shes so dick dizzy. its a simple math equation, you+ long dick= one dick dizzy female.
el duderino- dude how did it go last night?
bromo- man, i accidently gave her the long dick, and she got so dick dizzy she fell down 3 times. shes trippin.

el duderino- man i want to get dick dizzy and trip.

girl- wow im so dick dizzy! can you drive me home?
dude- hell no, that shit is contagious.

dude- so you tryin to get a little dick dizzy?
girl- if i knew what that was i might try it.
dude- well here comes the long dick. you ready?
girl- oh wow this is insane! i never thought i wouold get this dick dizzy.
dude- yeahhh, you want a towel?

girl- i hate you, i dont want the long dick.
dude- bitch your dick dizzy, lay down before you get sick on my bed.
girl- your right, im so out of it, is there a cure for this?
dude- yeah, more long dick.
dick dizzy by sallysnaglepuss January 5, 2010
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Dick dizzy 

When a girl so focused on a guy she cant think straight. He has her mind gone
Shay forgot to turn in her paper on time because she so dick dizzy over Ian.
Dick dizzy by Wookie901 February 28, 2019

Dick Dizzy 

Being Dick Dizzy is when a women is overly submissive to a male partner. Simular to a man being "pussy whipped".
"But I love him!" "Nah you're just dick dizzy."
Dick Dizzy by Nordic1nomad October 20, 2023

Dizzy Dick 

I have a Dizzy Dick, now it's been puking out white random stuff.
Dizzy Dick by WINDOW16 August 2, 2019

dizzy dick 

Noun When your dick is so big a slut gets dizzy due to lack of oxygen from sucking your dick.
Last night when I was doing this broad in the throat she turned blue from dizzy dick I thought we were role playing the Smurfs.

double decker dizzle dick 

My 2 foot neon blue glow in the dark sparkly dick covered in basic ass, white bitch, pumpkin spice bleach and cum 5 shades pinker then your moms eyes after 69ing a turtle for 3 hours at 2:21 in the morning
That's gayer then summers double decker dizzle dick.
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