dick collar

When the penis is soft, the dick collar is the loose skin that bunches up around the base of the head, or neck, of the penis.
Thus creating a collar-like appearance around the base of the head.

Man, I got my dick collar caught in my zipper! It hurt like a mofo!

dick collar by Sarah Lambert April 4, 2008

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blue collar dick

A dick that isn't the biggest or the best but it shows up on time and gets the job done.

"Hay Cindy, how was last night"
"Well it was okay, not the biggest but it got the job done. You know, blue collar dick"

blue collar dick by AEB for your ass October 8, 2020

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Dick Cellar

A temperature controlled environment attached below a home for the purpose of storing dicks.

If you need me ill be down in the dick cellar!

Dick Cellar by lesoldham March 16, 2013

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collard green dick

The act of fucking someone in the ass, and upon pulling your penis out, discovering that there is a collard green wrapped around your dick.

I met this chick that was obsessed with anal. It was the only way she could get off. In fact, it went pretty well until I pulled out one time and had a collard green dick.

collard green dick by Dylan Lenoir November 28, 2011

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dickcollage

A collage of penis pictures

I liked her so much I sent her a dickcollage

dickcollage by Dandanthezenman January 20, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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