dick cheesecake 

a cheesecake comprised solely of dick/ball cheese.

"For a million dollars would you eat a dick cheesecake?"

"With that uncircumcised shit, it wouldn't take you long to make a dick cheesecake."

dick cheesecake by jessie hxc March 16, 2008

cheesecake dick 

someone who is slow. also refers to the conformation of one's penus. flat and like a cheesecake.

Yo hurry up cheescake dick.

I heard you have a cheesecake dick.

cheesecake dick by KING FRIDGE December 2, 2007

Cheesecake dick 

someone who uses cheese cake in a sexual endeavour;

someone is is retarded and has a small penis

Omg what the fuck cheesecake dick

Cheesecake dick by dirtyoldman December 2, 2007

Strawberry dickcheesecake 

When you haven’t showered in days and you fuck a girl on her period before having her perform oral on your bloody smegma encrusted cock

“I know you haven’t eaten all day baby and it’s that time of the month so I’m gunna give you a strawberry dickcheesecake. I know it’s your favorite!

Strawberry dickcheesecake by anonymous June 18, 2025

Strawberry dickcheesecake 

When you haven't showered in days and you fuck a girl on her period before having her perform oral on your bloody smegma encrusted cock

"I know you haven't eaten all day baby and it's that time of the month so l'm gunna give you a strawberry dickcheesecake. I know it's your favorite!”

Strawberry dickcheesecake by Mr. Lolita June 18, 2025