dick cheesecake

a cheesecake comprised solely of dick/ball cheese.

"For a million dollars would you eat a dick cheesecake?"

"With that uncircumcised shit, it wouldn't take you long to make a dick cheesecake."

by jessie hxc March 16, 2008

cheesecake dick

someone who is slow. also refers to the conformation of one's penus. flat and like a cheesecake.

Yo hurry up cheescake dick.

I heard you have a cheesecake dick.

by KING FRIDGE December 2, 2007

Cheesecake dick

someone who uses cheese cake in a sexual endeavour;

someone is is retarded and has a small penis

Omg what the fuck cheesecake dick

by dirtyoldman December 2, 2007

Strawberry dickcheesecake

When you haven’t showered in days and you fuck a girl on her period before having her perform oral on your bloody smegma encrusted cock

“I know you haven’t eaten all day baby and it’s that time of the month so I’m gunna give you a strawberry dickcheesecake. I know it’s your favorite!

by anonymous June 18, 2025

Strawberry dickcheesecake

When you haven't showered in days and you fuck a girl on her period before having her perform oral on your bloody smegma encrusted cock

"I know you haven't eaten all day baby and it's that time of the month so l'm gunna give you a strawberry dickcheesecake. I know it's your favorite!”

by Mr. Lolita June 18, 2025