The act of two fully erect penises love-locked in a ballet of sorts. Usually follows an evening meal or hard drink.
Guy 1: Things were going really great with Mark until we started dick frenching.
Guy 2: Can you just take your damn coffee and leave?
Guy 2: Can you just take your damn coffee and leave?
by hyperbeam! October 7, 2009
when two guy friends jerk off to the point of ejaculation, then gently press their dicks, hole to hole, so that their cum mixes together when they shoot.
by canovoid February 14, 2011
You have a french dick it's so small!
by StarBucksWhiteGirl November 8, 2015
french dick heads-generally most of the population
by <rob> June 18, 2006