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Late Night Drunkenness (LND)
The effect that staying up late has on a person, similar to the effects of drunkenness. Victims often say and do silly, inappropriate, or personal things that they would not if it were not so late.
The effects may set in at different times of night for different people, depending on when they consider being "up late" to occur.
The effects may set in at different times of night for different people, depending on when they consider being "up late" to occur.
Someone may share embarrassing stories, secrets about friends, or personal relationship drama when they are suffering from LND.
People often follow these stories with comments like: "Wow, I wouldn't have told you that if it wasn't so late! I must be suffering from Late Night Drunkenness (LND)!"
People often follow these stories with comments like: "Wow, I wouldn't have told you that if it wasn't so late! I must be suffering from Late Night Drunkenness (LND)!"
Late Night Drunkenness (LND) by Candia Posse August 3, 2012
Optimal Drunkenness
The point during the night when the alcohol level in the bloodstream provides the most buzz with the least chance of discomfort later.
In economic terms: the point at which the marginal product of drinking meets the marginal cost of drinking.
In economic terms: the point at which the marginal product of drinking meets the marginal cost of drinking.
Optimal Drunkenness by Chris Cole December 5, 2004
delayed drunkeness
When you drink several shots of Bacardi and the effects don't kick in until the next day, 12 hours later.
"Damn guys, when's this shit gonna start to kick in?"
--12 hours later--
"TIMIL DEEEPPPS!!! OCONOC!!!! RETARDEd.....DILdO....FUCkERSSSS!!!"
--12 hours later--
"TIMIL DEEEPPPS!!! OCONOC!!!! RETARDEd.....DILdO....FUCkERSSSS!!!"
delayed drunkeness by TimilDeeps October 22, 2003
Tiers of drunkenness
1.Zach Laffin
-repeatedly saying you are going to bed, only to return and drink half a beer more
-calling someone "Hey you, with the feet"
-Spilling Mt. Dew and calling it 'your beerz'
2. Wooden Hammer
-shirts come off
-Everyone is your friend
3.Hammered
-Self explanatory
4.ShitFaced
-Belligerently drunk
5.Iron Horse
-Fuckin' gone
-If anyone can function Iron Horsed they deserve a crown
-repeatedly saying you are going to bed, only to return and drink half a beer more
-calling someone "Hey you, with the feet"
-Spilling Mt. Dew and calling it 'your beerz'
2. Wooden Hammer
-shirts come off
-Everyone is your friend
3.Hammered
-Self explanatory
4.ShitFaced
-Belligerently drunk
5.Iron Horse
-Fuckin' gone
-If anyone can function Iron Horsed they deserve a crown
Tiers of drunkenness
1. Andrew:"I was Zach Laffining last night and I was tickling this chick's toes."
Emily: "Man I know, but dude, you were just tipsy."
2. Zach:"I had four beers and was still a wooden hammer. Bummer dude."
3. Andrew:"I am intoxicated"
Zach: "Shut up buddy."
4. Zach: I was shitfaced and tried to go through the doggie door while chasing the cat."
5. Emily:"I was working my way to iron horse status, but passed out between wooden hammer and hammered."
Andrew: "Lightweight."
1. Andrew:"I was Zach Laffining last night and I was tickling this chick's toes."
Emily: "Man I know, but dude, you were just tipsy."
2. Zach:"I had four beers and was still a wooden hammer. Bummer dude."
3. Andrew:"I am intoxicated"
Zach: "Shut up buddy."
4. Zach: I was shitfaced and tried to go through the doggie door while chasing the cat."
5. Emily:"I was working my way to iron horse status, but passed out between wooden hammer and hammered."
Andrew: "Lightweight."
Tiers of drunkenness by Rockisland April 19, 2009