Laddies, listen up because the desperate dick is someone you do don't want to fuck with. A desperate dick is someone who is just so obviously desperate that it's almost embarrassing. Generally, the desperate dick would possess a dick but it also could mean that they are just an ass.
Guy 1: Hey mami, wanna get dinner sometime and then fuck in the back seat of my car?
Girl 1: Ewwww, no. You're just a desperate dick!
Girl 1: Ewwww, no. You're just a desperate dick!
by Morgie102 October 5, 2019
A colloquial term for someone who is very desperate for something to happen. Also a term used to call somebody who is desperate or of desperate disposition.
by Sancho88 August 11, 2011
the best most greatest perfect person of all time that ever lived cuz hes just that goated also its me
by DesperDx April 17, 2021
A phrase to call someone who is desperate about anything. Follows the same tradition as calling someone a debbie downer or negative nancy.
Michael's crush was calling him, but he let it ring a few times so he wouldn't look like a desperate darci.
by wpcadet April 20, 2012
A guy who will go from girl to girl and not even care. He will say he loves her a lot and make her feel happy then he blows her off and says he likes a another girl, and sometimes he will go back to the same girl. And girls are all he cares about! Also when he's not dating anyone he will find a way to date someone by telling them he loves them and making them feel happy! Then they will date and he'll break up with them like right after! So ladies if someone says they love you and then you start noticing that there not talking to you as much or their kinda ignoring you just save your self the trouble and dump them because no one should ever have to go through that!!! Leave those dumb girl desperate lovers alone!!!
An example of this
Guy- "I love her so much"
* About a week later*
Guy- "nah she's way cuter"
Girl desperate "guys only caring about girls and that's it"
Guy- "I love her so much"
* About a week later*
Guy- "nah she's way cuter"
Girl desperate "guys only caring about girls and that's it"
by A girl who's went through this January 19, 2016
someone who will do anything to have a boyfriend/girlfriend even if it means hitting on your ex for example annabelle
by yeehawannabellesmd July 5, 2019
by Niggalips420 August 11, 2018