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Deguydrated 

When a female is so desperate to get laid that they'll do questionable and often embarrassing things to do so. Transcended form of thirsty.
Becky stop flashing your vag to the mailman! I know you're deguydrated, but come on!!
Deguydrated by Netrift December 31, 2019

Deguydrated 

Adj. A straight female that is so desperate to get laid that she will perform questionable and often embarrassing things in an effort to do so. Transcended form of thirsty.
Becky stop flashing your vag to the mailman! I know you're deguydrated but come on!
Deguydrated by Netrift December 31, 2019

Dehydrated Dog 

When you are fucking a girl doggy style over a toilet, and while fucking her, make her drink out of either the toilet bowl itself or the tank behind the toilet, and she has to lap at it like a dog.
Person 1: I just fucked Karen like a dehydrated dog in my parents bathroom.
Person: Nice, I hope that water was clean.
Dehydrated Dog by ddog6969 August 30, 2009

dehydrated 

EXTRA DESPERATE, wanting some attention from someone who doesn't want you
(Girl) *calling ex boyfriend*: Hey are you busy?
(Man): Um, yeah out kickin it with my girl.
(Girl) : Oh really, well I want you to know I still want you and when you get through playing with her, you know where home is

(Man): Look I'll have to talk to you later
(Girl): That's fine, I still love you
(Man) *hangs up*
(Girl): He know he wasup
(Man): I wish this girl would stop calling me, I told her it was over

*Man's new girlfriend* :She not thirsty that bitch dehydrated, and she need a tall glass of move tha eff on!
dehydrated by Chyna Starr December 7, 2011

dehydrated water 

Hey bro! You want a can of dehydrated water?”
What the fuck is that?”
“Bro! It’s Air!”

dehydrated meat curtains 

The long overly stretched outter lips of a pussy like beef jerky or resembling a butcher shop some looks like chicken, some looks like pork... But that's definitely roast beef right there... Cured and dried...
Women that excessively go to the tanner have dehydrated meat curtains.