The act of literally releasing feces from one's penis, the results are called dickshit, the process takes a long time and usually ends with a lifelong virginity warranty.
Guy 1: Ahh fuck I had penal defecation this morning
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished
by Oskarmandude2 June 26, 2013
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It's when you shit so good it makes you feel pleasure from it.
I did a Celestial Defecation today, stayed in the toilet for hours.
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Pooping. Defecation can be done anywhere, but society prefers it if you do it in a toilet. Defecation feels good, and is often used as part of a sexual act. There are many kinds of defecation, from the simple poop log, to the stink pickle, to even the famous Mexican Food Poop.
I am having a defecation event.
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another way of saying poop head
person 1: you are a poop head
person 2: well you are a defecation head
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The act of preventing someone from having a well deserved, urgently needed, and much anticipated bowl movement by asking them to do one more chore before he disappears into the bathroom for an indeterminate amount of time.
John hated when his wife engaged in defecation interruptus by asking him to take out the trash as he headed toward the bathroom for a little quality time with the newspaper.
by ncinpa December 31, 2013
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Talking shit about your good character; shitting on your good name; spreading lies about you that are not true.
I am going to sue you for defecation of character if you don't stop talking about me and spreading lies.
by Muffinbuster69 February 24, 2019
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An intentional abundance of writing that misinforms the reader about important facts.
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misinformation about annuities and structured settlements aiming for increased SEO and inebriation by pay-per- click manna.
by Andre Ryerson August 10, 2017
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