deet deeter

A redneck's definition for a car alarm remote control.

Friend #1: Damn, I lost my car.
Friend #2: That's all right, just use your deet deeter.

by G wood February 14, 2008

Deeter Mining

Spending immeasurable amounts of time browsing the internet (most times aimlessly). Particularly popular with children and teens.

Get up and clean your room, you've been deeter mining all day.

by Lamarky Williams August 3, 2018

The Deeter

A homosexual man who gropes small children and is extremely racist as well as being gay and fat.

"I saw the Deeter out in public today. Holy shit he is fat! He needs a shower too..."

by YAchuu January 30, 2023