The art of decopatching, which consists of ripping up decopatch 99p sheets (76p sheets online, discluding p&p) and decorating objects with said pieces. An activity that causes exhaustion but also brings extreme pleasure and joy to the heart..
'Hi Nic, I have an urge to decopatch today, would you like to join?'
'Okay Vic, however, only on the terms that we Decopatch your knobs..'
'Spiffing!'
'Okay Vic, however, only on the terms that we Decopatch your knobs..'
'Spiffing!'
by Decopatch-r-us February 9, 2010
'What, pray, did you do on the yester, Wendell?'
'Pray, I Decopatched until I dropped..'
'Whooooaaaaa man, that's some epic Decopatching going on...!'
'Pray, I Decopatched until I dropped..'
'Whooooaaaaa man, that's some epic Decopatching going on...!'
by Decopatch-r-us February 9, 2010
*ring ring, ring ring*
'Oh, hello Mother, I am currently Decopatching, would it be possible for you to call back later?'
'Ah, ofcourse soon, completely understandable...Decopatch away!'
'Cheers blud.'
'Oh, hello Mother, I am currently Decopatching, would it be possible for you to call back later?'
'Ah, ofcourse soon, completely understandable...Decopatch away!'
'Cheers blud.'
by Decopatch-r-us February 9, 2010
'Oi, Sam Bailey, word on the street is, you're a newfound Decopatcher!'
'Keep it on the low-down, this shit will spread like a bush fire if discovered.'
'Ok, homeboy, safe.'
'Keep it on the low-down, this shit will spread like a bush fire if discovered.'
'Ok, homeboy, safe.'
by Decopatch-r-us February 9, 2010
'Sheila, love, you've been Decopatched! It's all down your back and titties!'
'Ahhh man, I told Jeff to cut that out!
'Ahhh man, I told Jeff to cut that out!
by Decopatch-r-us February 9, 2010