deatsfaced 

A variation of "shitfaced" which seems pleasant at the time, but you later realize caused you to make an absolute ass out of yourself. Usually caused by homemade beer of particularly high quality.

I was so deatsfaced the other night, I thought I was freaking Frank Sinatra at Rock Band but when I saw the video on YouTube the next morning I sounded more like Miley Cyrus.

deatsfaced by hbi2k June 7, 2009

datafaced 

The sensation or lack thereof that is attained from sitting for long periods of time staring into your computer monitor for data maintenance purposes

I've been sitting here so long, I can't feel anything below my neck, and above only a slight tremor in my eyes...I'm totally datafaced.

datafaced by datafaceD May 21, 2011