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An individual of the Davidtheism religion. A Davidtheist repents from the furries.

Pastor Dayved |||: “Hey, are you a Davidtheist?”
Person: “Actually, yes. I am a Davidtheist.”

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Davidtheist

An individual who is religiously Davidtheistic, or religion is Davidtheism. A Davidtheist is a very smart person, who preys to Georgie and Luis Christ.

Person 1: “Are you a Davidtheist?”
Person 2: “Actually, yes I am. It’s the best religion in the world.”

Davidtheist by lovelyyylol November 4, 2021

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davidtheism

Davidtheism is the Religion, originated from Pastor Dayved |||. This religion was the top religion of America, and they believe you must repent from the furries. Live for Davidthesim, DIE for Davidtheism.

Vanessa: “Hey are you a Davidtheist?”
Sydney: “Yes, it’s the best religion ever!”
Vanessa: “Let’s go get some furries to convert to Davidtheism.”
Sydney: “Ok, let’s go!”

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davidtheism

The religion of Davidtheism, in which you believe that Georgie is the ruler of all, and Luis Christ is the son of the power. Luis died for our sins, and it is a wonderful religion.

Dayved 12:06: “Repent from the babies before it’s too late.”

Person 1: “What’s your religion?”
Person 2: “Davidtheism.”

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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