Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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(adjective) Synonymous with forward-thinking. Derived from the evolutionary thought of Charles Darwin. Pronounced the same as Darwin and only distinguishable based on context. The difference in spelling was derived in the same fashion as p'wned was from owned.
The creators of Google are so Darwyn.
by D.J. Metzger December 29, 2007
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This mother fucking KidDarwyn ! Mr American bitch as pussy who gets himself off over apex the shit cunting game...

ps fuck you Darwyn
by ALW8 May 28, 2020
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