How you tell your kids their dad isn’t coming home from the army. Popularised by Mikey Z’s hit song.
Child: Mum when’s papa coming home for Christmas
Mother: Jimmy, papa’s not coming home he was dancing with the grim reaper
Child:(Hysterical whining)
Mother:(Punches child to shut up)
Child:(“Has a nap”)
Mother: Jimmy, papa’s not coming home he was dancing with the grim reaper
Child:(Hysterical whining)
Mother:(Punches child to shut up)
Child:(“Has a nap”)
by Dr P. Fletcher December 15, 2018