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ADG Cyber Crime 

Means to irrationally rant on the internet, to try to censor free speech by claiming your daddy is more important than somebody else’s daddy.
I was outraged about this tweet so I thought about ADG Cyber Crime it.

Cybercriminal 

A term used to describe an individual that performs certain keyboard and mouse actions that security companies portray as being the most serious crime imaginable and results in jail sentences longer than serial killers and fines greater than billionaires' fortunes.

The purpose of this term is to sell more security products by scaring the public.

It should be noted that "cyber" means virtual, so by its own definition it's not a crime.

It should also be noted that driving 5 mph over the speed limit has the potential to cause more harm than sending 20 billion porn spam emails.
judge: I fine you $240,000,000 for the 800,000 spam messages you sent to myspace in the period of 2 days that earned you $500,000 and could have been fixed by a DBA with a single SQL query that takes 500ms to execute.

prisoner a: What are you in for?
prinoner b: Murder & Dismemberment, 15 years. What about you?
prisoner a: Cybercrime, 60 years and a $5bn fine.
prisoner b: WTF is cybercrime?
prisoner a: I made peoples' PCs show advertisements without their consent.
prisoner b: Like TV?
prisoner a: Yes.

symantec exec a: spyware, adware, worm, trojan, spam...it all sounds too friendly!...it needs sexing up to increase our sales
symantec exec b: how about CYBERCRIME & CYBERCRIMINALS?
...
Defend your PC against CRIMINALS!
Only Norton can protect your PC from the same crooks responsible for armed robery and drug dealing.

cybercrime 

Cybercrime is criminal action of commission or omission with intent to harm targeting humans or machines using any telecommunication device via internet online or .
cybercrime is hacking, identity theft, bullying, system damage, denial of service, cyber terrorism,
cybercrime by s j tubrazy September 16, 2014

cybercrimes 

The internet police; FBI cybercrimes division.
"Dude, I was trying to get on 12chan, but cybercrimes shut it down again!"
cybercrimes by anonarmy February 9, 2010