cutting the chocalate

Expression used when one is trying to relieve themselves of their fecal matter in the restroom.

Wife: What are you doing in there?
Husband: I can't even have a moment of peace when I am cutting the chocalate.
Wife: What's cutting the chocalate.
Husband: I'm taking a dump, leave me alone!!!

by Dman Dominguez July 26, 2006