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cursory search 

adj. The type of search one conducts that leads to failure or disappointment.

Experienced with increasingly regularity on the interweb in the latter 1/2 of the oughties.

Archaic A phrase used to describe a brief, or not all that thourough a search.

See OED for more info.
2009 Dude #1: Did you finally call that chick?

2009 Dude #2: Nah, I made a cursory search.

_________

2009 Chick #1: Did that dude ever call you?

2009 Chick #2: No. It appears ours was a cursory encounter.
cursory search by Ragnar 2030 April 27, 2009
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cursory sex 

Sex that is hasty and shallow.
Ooh, that was definitely some cursory sex we had last night.
cursory sex by DWatkins.Seattle October 15, 2011

Cursor Fuck 

When viewing a facebook photo with snatch on display, take your cursor and scroll over the snatch. If facebook tag name appears when doin so, the said person has therefore been cursor fucked.
Georges girlfriend loves to be cursor fucked.
Cursor Fuck by TheCursorFucker3000 January 1, 2010

cursor miner 

Cursor Miner is a electronica/dance performer who creates dancy beats with synthesized sounds.
Cursor Miner is a lot better than Daft Punk!
cursor miner by dr. arp December 20, 2007

ghost cursor 

When your laptop crashes, and you're sitting 3 feet from it, watching the cursor dance around the screen on its own, clicking on random things, to your horror.
" I keep getting pics of Walmart fruit and anteaters giving birth, cuz the ghost cursor is jumping all over the screen & I can't catch it"
ghost cursor by Yertie August 15, 2014
1. The thing that I move with my mouse.

2. One who says naughty words, generally to act "tough" or "edgy."
1. I like my cursor to leave a trail.

2. That cursor talks a lot of shit.
cursor by Dr jebus PhD April 16, 2009

Cursor Stalking 

When you follow someone's cursor on a Google Doc leaving your cursor mark on their screen till they go absolutely insane.
"Yo dude, what the fuck?"
"What?"
"Quit cursor stalking me you bitch, I can't write shit"
Cursor Stalking by anayar October 29, 2017
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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