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cum dumpling 

The daughter of a high profile person in the community mayor, pastor, bank manager, etc. who likes to guzzle large amounts of cum from the friends and associates of the daughter's father.
Adam: Hey guess what the Mayor's daughter is a total cum dumpling, she swallowed my huge load last night.

Corey: No way, hook me up.

Adam: Sure she can choke on our loads together, i will give her a call tonight.
cum dumpling by Saint712 June 26, 2007
Words you can keep

cum dumpling 

n. A biscuit-shaped roll of toilet paper containing a used condom.
The cum dumplings in the bathroom garbage can are starting to stink.
cum dumpling by pr0n_legacy March 3, 2011

Cum Dumpling 

Yeah, lemme lick your cum dumpling”
Cum Dumpling by barb-a-q November 24, 2019

Cum dumpling 

When you beat off on a turd then sneakily place it into a dish that has real dumplings.
Kid at christmas dinner table after prayer: hehehe

Grandma: these dumplings are so moist ans salty

Aunt: let me try a bite.. Yum!

Best friend: guess that cum dumpling was a hit.

Kid: Gordon ramsay would be proud.

Cum dumping whore 

1. A female or male that has slept with many people in one day and has other people's cum filling either their anus or vagina or both who then proceeds to get rid of it in any Manor (while being video taped most likely into somebody's mouth)

2. Using the bathroom after being filled with cum by more than one person in one excrementory motion
She is such a cum dumping whore been in the bathroom for 5 minutes excreting the cum with her phone out and her best friend was recording it
Cum dumping whore by Mr. Wickit July 21, 2019

cum dumping 

Cum dumping is when you do a big jizzy shit after being fucked in the arse by a lot of people. A cum dump.
Gotta use the loo, my arse is stretched out and Im gagging for some cum dumping. I'll shift this lot and be ready for another pint up my gary.
cum dumping by Rodigan August 22, 2016

cumdumplin 

A fat or overweight ho. Someone who has too much sex and is fat. One who resembles a dumpling.
Jason's mistress is so fat she's a cumdumplin. She's also screwin Joe and me too.
cumdumplin by Shane January 12, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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