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cum dumpling 

The daughter of a high profile person in the community mayor, pastor, bank manager, etc. who likes to guzzle large amounts of cum from the friends and associates of the daughter's father.
Adam: Hey guess what the Mayor's daughter is a total cum dumpling, she swallowed my huge load last night.

Corey: No way, hook me up.

Adam: Sure she can choke on our loads together, i will give her a call tonight.
cum dumpling by Saint712 June 26, 2007
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cum dumpling 

n. A biscuit-shaped roll of toilet paper containing a used condom.
The cum dumplings in the bathroom garbage can are starting to stink.
cum dumpling by pr0n_legacy March 3, 2011

Cum Dumpling 

“Yeah, lemme lick your cum dumpling”
Cum Dumpling by barb-a-q November 24, 2019

Cum dumpling 

When you beat off on a turd then sneakily place it into a dish that has real dumplings.
Kid at christmas dinner table after prayer: hehehe

Grandma: these dumplings are so moist ans salty

Aunt: let me try a bite.. Yum!

Best friend: guess that cum dumpling was a hit.

Kid: Gordon ramsay would be proud.

Cum dumping whore 

1. A female or male that has slept with many people in one day and has other people's cum filling either their anus or vagina or both who then proceeds to get rid of it in any Manor (while being video taped most likely into somebody's mouth)

2. Using the bathroom after being filled with cum by more than one person in one excrementory motion
She is such a cum dumping whore been in the bathroom for 5 minutes excreting the cum with her phone out and her best friend was recording it
Cum dumping whore by Mr. Wickit July 21, 2019

cum dumping 

Cum dumping is when you do a big jizzy shit after being fucked in the arse by a lot of people. A cum dump.
Gotta use the loo, my arse is stretched out and Im gagging for some cum dumping. I'll shift this lot and be ready for another pint up my gary.
cum dumping by Rodigan August 22, 2016

cumdumplin 

A fat or overweight ho. Someone who has too much sex and is fat. One who resembles a dumpling.
Jason's mistress is so fat she's a cumdumplin. She's also screwin Joe and me too.
cumdumplin by Shane January 12, 2004
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