cum cannon

when the cum shoots out and lands more than 27m away from the head of the dick

mr t: had a bit of an accident there did we, ethan?
ethan: shit sorry sir it was just my cum cannon

by siccunt04 November 3, 2020

cum cannon

Glorious definition of one's manhood

Bend over ho, you're 'bout to feel the wrath of my cum cannon!

by wopdick69 July 21, 2007

cum cannon

when you cum in someone's ass and they fart and the cum flies everywhere

Larion: Want to do a cum cannon
Laquisha: That shit nasty but ok

by AutisticNigger12345 April 14, 2017

cum cannon

the name for a penis that shoots large loads of skeet

i shot her eye out with my cum cannon

by bbrandonn0015 February 26, 2010

cum cannon

When your dick squirts too much cum on a girl

I cum cannoned your girl

by Dino Dick Dave April 12, 2019

Cum Cannon

When a male squirt too much while pounding a girl really hard.

I cum cannoned your girl

by Dino Dick Dave April 12, 2019

Cum Cannon Express

A guy ejaculates into someones ass they fart before the penis is out and it gets all over the penis which then spontaneously combusts

Your mother sent me to the ER from a Cum Cannon Express

by HornyTitLicker June 15, 2010