Cuban Dessert Share definition Flag A Cuban Dessert is where you fill one's anus with Tostito's Chunky Salsa and scoop out a meal from their spicy orifice. I wish I could give Breanna a Cuban Dessert! Cuban Dessert by A Bludgeoned Fetus March 23, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the Cuban Dessert mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch