crusty pirate 

when someone jacks off in your eyes and it seels your eyes shut.

man, after i got that crusty pirate, i couldnt see for days.

crusty pirate by kyle the crusty pirate king June 23, 2006

crusty pirate 

when a man ejaculates on a girls eye and then kicks her in the shin. she hops on one leg, and covers her eye all the while saying "aaaarrrggghhhh"

jill had no idea how bad a crusty pirate was until jack gave her gonherea of the eye.

crusty pirate by LT Long Dong March 3, 2009