Crustiosis

An airbourne disease spread by crusty persons. Common sympoms are peeling of skin on face and/or genital areas.

"Do you see that girllllll ? She gave half our school crustiosis just by looking at them."

Crustiosis by Jorge Montana March 9, 2010

crustiofibrosis 

A very rare skin disease in which secretions formulate forming a crust around the anal tunnel. If ointment is not regularly added daily, the person will experience severe pain.

Damn, imagine being attached ass-to-mouth like in the Human Centipede with Darryl? That kid has crustiofibrosis.. Not chill

crustiofibrosis by MegMandu February 20, 2011

Crushtosis 

Consistently doing good, positive, healthy things in life; hence the term “crushing it;” that you have now reached the state of “crushtosis”

Dude, I got a new job, worked out 5 times this week, and ate healthy. I’ve reached “crushtosis”

Crushtosis by Gator619 December 13, 2023