crotch burp

1) When a woman expels air from her nether regions, otherwise known as a queef.

2) When someone belches while performing oral sex.

Me and my girl smashed so hard last night that she laid a wicked crotch burp when she got off me.

by Hsilak July 8, 2018

Crotchburn

What you get after sliding down a broken rope swing. Hurts like a bitch, resulting in what is similar period blood. Will cause you to be the subject of ridicule for the rest of your life.

"Jumping onto that plastic kiddie ropeswing was a mistake, I slid all the way down it and landed on my ass, along with getting a major crotchburn."

by iamyourmommm July 24, 2009