critter

to eat questionablely old food that has either expired or been left out.

Me: “Dad, do you think the mashed potatoes are bad? they were left out overnight”
Dad: “Id critter that shit”

a critter is a person like a redneck or a nasty homely person that smells and dyes their hair weird colors :)

by Aydxn January 28, 2019

An unattractive female. often resembling a RAT.

Dat bitch is UG-LEE she is a robeast
she is a critter

by John Belushi May 6, 2003

When making sweet love down by the fire, special attention needs to be paid to the critter.

by Snappy July 14, 2003

ewww shit leah blackburn got some crabs on her critter

by leah black June 3, 2009

that smooth pink luscious moist haven that women have just for lickin and sniffin'

i stuck my face in her critter to taste her essence and swallow the spurts that come from within.

by gunther July 13, 2004

Damn that girl is a critter
Blacker loves the critters

by Shit Show September 28, 2006