cranial rectosis

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condition. person that has their head up their ass.

"My boss has cranial rectosis"

cranial rectosis by enchanted1 October 9, 2003

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CRANIAL RECTOSIS

n. a condition where the afflicted suffer from being a constant shit head.

Due to Chuck's cranial rectosis he has since lost his job, wife & friends.

CRANIAL RECTOSIS by Eric Shun May 2, 2003

cranial rectosis

the condition of someones head being completely up their ass so that the ass cheeks rest completely on the shoulders

that dude has a bad case of cranial rectosis look his nose made his belly button an outey!

cranial rectosis by neanderman February 7, 2010

cranial-rectosis

someone with their head up their ass.

That guy is suffering from Cranial-rectosis.

cranial-rectosis by Bonzer2010 December 10, 2010

cranialrectosis

Someone who has the ability to do stupid things at a moments notice. A Butt Head

Paul jumped in the car and without looking put it in reverse and floored it at an astonishingly stupid speed hitting numerous cars behind him. Jumping out he couldn't figure out what he did wrong which is when we figured out that he was suffering from cranialrectosis.

cranialrectosis by BG14742 January 23, 2009

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026